There are limits, there are laws and
surely they must have broken them;
tying themselves into love knots
in full view of the regulars.
This is the temple of Dionysus
not Aphrodite, no matter how
often one leads to the other.
Sky’s football pundits criticise
the lad’s clumsy tactics, her poor defence.
Tuts and glances of death and envy
gain no ground as they change ends.
Mild tastes bitter as real life intrudes.
The couple leave for extra time;
Both they and the pub feel like they’ve scored.
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